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A few days ago, ThatLoud received a really weird email from a woman calling herself "Candeez". In the email, Candeez describes her infatuation with Jersey Shore's lovable, spiky DJ, Pauly D, and the weird ways she has achieved keeping close contact with the MTV celeb. Here is a copy and paste of said email:

hey thatloud.com bitches

this is ya girl candeez and i just wanna say whats up. i have been hitting your site for a few days and really want to let u know i appreciate the videos but you guys are lacking in the jersey shore news department. also i would like to tell you that pauly d and i are going to get married. we are not officially engaged because he doesnt know he luvz me yet but seriously i know it is going to happen one day. i am so in love with pauly d. he is the most gorgeous man i have ever laid eyes on. i hate every girl he has been with. the last bitch Rocio was such a skank. i can not believe he even kicked with her ugly ass. every bitch pauly ever touched wuz ugly az fugg. anywayz i just want to let you know i been to the shore a few times just to be around pauly. breathe the same air. walk where he's walked. touch the things he touched. eat where he has eaten. i even picked cups out of the trash he drank from and saved the straws and drink from them every single day. i even found a cigarette butt he threw down and i suck on it a little bit every day. on my birthday i am going to lite it. i even found a piece of pauly's already been chewed gum and i chewed it a few times. now i have it wrapped up in plastic wrap in my freezer. i love pauly so much. i cant wait until we have our first child. i will keep yall posted on the latest updates wit me an my luv. everything is going perfect right now. just cant wait 2 C him again. luv the site and luv you bitchez.<3<3luv candeez

Candeez also included a picture of herself. Candeez also claims to be a model.
What ya guys think?

What happens when you think you're going to be on the Bad Girls Club but you just don't quite make the cut? This is Alexis Perry's story. Who is Alexis Perry?

Alexis Perry, Bad Girls Club Season 5 Reject

Alexis Perry, Almost made it into the Bad Girls Club

Alexis Perry, a 25 year old exotic dancer/escort, originally from Chicago, Alexis has been living in Miami for the last five years. Alexis, tried out for both seasons 3 and 5 of Bad Girls Club, almost making it as a Bad Girl for the most recent season. Here is a Question and Answer session with the "almost" Bad Girl.

Q: What got you interested in the Bad Girls Club?

A: Honestly, I never watched the first two seasons. I heard about the Tanisha girl like everyone else and decided to watch some of the reruns on YouTube. I really thought the show was fake, you know, like scripted. I didn't really care about it. I was just tired of being in Chicago so I actually went to L.A. at the time and really got into dancing and stuff. I didn't get the call back so I just said forget it. At the time, I was sort of chunky, so I started dropping a lot of weight. I lost about twenty pounds and then I moved down to Miami.

Q: What made you try out for BGC again for season 5?

A: I heard the show was coming to Miami. I had a few friends that just kept urging me to try out again. I went to a local bar where I knew some of the casting agents where hanging out at. There, I met Lea, one of the Bad Girls from this season. They really liked the both of us.

Q: So why was Lea picked and not you?

A: Actually, Lea was chosen before I was. As far as I know, I was suppose to be the pick... it was actually between me and Morgan. Morgan and I got into a little spat at one of the interviews. She obviously has some networking pull which I don't. I'm just a regular bitch. I'm not a Top Model reject. I haven't slept with people to get on reality shows. I mean, I do what I do for myself, not for reality show fame.

Q: Is that a pop-shot at Morgan?

A: No. I mean, it's whatever anyone wants to take it as. It's not really directed at anyone in particular. You have all these reality shows like Bad Girls Club and the ones on MTV and VH1. They are like all under the same production umbrella. They are all planned out basically the same. So, if you know someone who is able to fuck you and maybe get you on the show, you let it happen.. right?

Q: I guess that doesn't really answer the question. So you and Morgan dislike each other, right?

A: I don't care about Morgan. She's just another ho trying to get some shine, basically. Next.

Q: Gotcha. So why didn't you make it?

A: Actually, I did. I made it. The one thing that prevented me from actually being on the show was my background. To be honest, blunt, and blatant, I'm an escort which means I date wealthy men for a living. Because I was honest about my lifestyle and how I make money, unlike the other hoes on the show, I was rejected.

Q: So are you saying some of the other Bad Girls are hookers, too?

A: Hookers? Okay, well I don't consider myself a hooker. Hookers do sleazy things. I don't sleaze myself out like that.

Q: Semantics.

A: I'm not a hooker. I'm not a prostitute. I date guys.

Q: But you also have sex with them for money.

A: Sex is sometimes a part of dating.

Q: Okay, so are you saying some of the other girls on the show are escorts?

A: Of course. Do you honestly think that in the 8 or 9 years Brandi has been stripping she has never turned a trick? And look at Lea. That bitch was sleeping with like a 60 year old married man. You think she wasn't being paid? We all know Natalie is a call girl. Not to mention Morgan and all the rest.

Q: But you were honest.

A: Always.

Q: Do you have a message for any of the former or future Bad Girls?

A: Of course. First of all, to Morgan, bitch you're not that hot. Never was. Get over yourself. Lea, you're okay in person but on the shows I watched from this season, bitch that's not the real you. Be a real bad bitch, not a Hollywood Ho! I also met Flo from season 4. Flo is very down to earth so I want to say "love ya, bitch!" to Flo and fuck the rest. To the future bad girls, congrats. I hope the penis you sniffed to get on TV was fresh to death. To anyone who wants to get on the show, good luck.


DEUCES!

  

This episode is EXPLOSIVE!

• Why is Ty gay? I mean, I don't think he's a full homo, but come on... what 100% hetero man invites another guy to suck him off? Think about it.  

• Why is Katie on The Challenge? Kate is the most non-athletic chick on the whole show. She's better off on Bad Girls Club.  

• Why is Ty continuously a fuck up? For this guy being in perfect shape and a spitting image of The Challenge's veteran beast, Alton, what gives? Ty, go put lip gloss on and wait for your prom, dude!  

• Why do these non-swimmers want to be on this show? Half of these challenges are water related, so why would you jeopardize your life? With the hopes of winning the jackpot? Well, odds are, if you can't swim by the time you're 20, you won't win any damn ways! 

• Was that surf board like, extra slippery and did the shoes have no grip on the soles? Why did EVERYONE FALL?  

• Why is Ty bi-fuckin-polar? Someone needs to slap his bitch ass and put him a skirt where he belongs!  

• Why does Paula always want to mother someone? Lady, just shut up!

Click here to watch now!

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"I've always hated Halloween. Just the thought of ghosts and yucky zombies... like ewww.. who wants to be around creepy stuff like that?" Sammi explains when sharing her feelings about one of America's most popular holidays, Halloween.

"I usually wear something sexy and hit a club or a Halloween party, but this year I'm hoping Ronnie and I can just stay home and maybe watch a nice movie, nothing scary. I think I want him and I to like cook dinner together and cuddle in bed."

The day before, Ronnie was asked about his own Halloween plans.

"Oh, I'm doing it big this year. I'm going as an original O.G. Original Guido Mobster. I already have my pimped out pin striped suit and hat to match. Nice shined up shoes.. oh Gangsta Ron Ron will be in the house this Halloween!"

Looks like these two need to get on the same page here.


Good luck.


Happy Halloween!

Angelina got beat up! Off camera!

A bunch of crazy teens attacked "Jersey Shore" star Angelina Pivarnick and one of her friends during a shopping trip at the Staten Island Mall. Inside the popular store Hot Topic, Angelina and her homegirl where rushed by a mob of angry youths. "Some of them were shouting stuff like, "Dirty Bitch!" and "You slapped Pauly - I'll slap you, bitch!" explained an employee of a kiosk near Hot Topic named Heather. Heather claims the incident took place right around 3:15 Friday afternoon. Angelina and her friend Janina Vaiana hid out at a nearby Costco store until police arrived.

I wonder how many times she smoothed her bangs down during the altercation.

More on this story later!

"What a joke!" Angelina begins, corresponding with Marissa Q. from ThatLoud.com via Twitter.
Angelina, how do you feel about Mike?


"These douche bags have no idea! Especially that asshole Mike. OMG! He is so full of himself and I'm so completely over it. I can't wait for him to come to my neck of the woods so he can face the ass kicking of a lifetime. I have friends that are just waiting to beat the crap out of him. He has no idea! First of all, no woman wanted him out of the entire city of Miami. Not one woman wanted to be bothered with his ugly ass, which is why he cock blocked Pauly and Vin the entire time. Then, when he saw that I was getting some action, he tried to do the same with me. The guy is like the biggest hater known to man. Like every time I tried to get my flirt one wit some guy, I'd see Mike's ugly, 40 year old face like staring at me and like shaking his head. Who needs that? Who wants to see that when they're out at a club trying to have a good time? I hate the kid."


What do you feel when Vinny comes to mind?

"Vinny is fake as hell. I honestly can't stand the kid. And to be honest, I wish I would have never hooked up with his ugly ass. He doesn't even deserve to have a friend like me. He's another one who has to face the music when he finally comes back to Staten Island to chill. He hasn't really been home much, but when he gets back and settles in, he'll be walking around trying to hide the black eyes. Trust me!"

Wow! And what about Pauly?


"Well I don't really have much to say about Pauly. I mean, I apologized for slapping him but in the end, I guess he sort of deserved it. I mean, who really cares about Pauly. Usually, he's so far up Vinny and Mike's ass I can't see him anyways. Fuck Pauly, too. Whatever."

Alrighty then! Moving right along. Have you been in touch with Jenni or Snooki at all since you left Miami?

"Actually I have. I hung out with Snooki one night but I ended up hooking up with her ex-boyfriend Emilio so ya know, whatever. As far as Jenni, I hate the bitch. She is a two faced, backstabbing ogre. She was like the ugliest and most fakest bitch in the house and cheated on Tom the entire time. I have proof! She tried to blame all her shit on me but ya know, karma is a bitch and the truth will come out."

And you know I have to ask you about Sammi and Ronnie, right?


"Well, ya know them two guys freakin like deserve each other. They are both like idiots. Sammi is running around trying to fuckin find out what the hell Ronnie is pulling when the whole time he was cheating on her right in front of her face. She's an idiot! A total airhead. And as far as the note is concerned, I told Sammi and Ronnie both I had no parts in that note and now that the truth has come out, they still want to like, look down their noses as at me when I was true friend to them both? Come on! The proof is in the fucking pudding, Sammi. You got played. I didn't write the note. Obviously the whole world is a witness to that but I still got blamed for it. That's basically why I left. I could never do right in the eyes of these idiots. Why live with a bunch of people who you don't respect and who don't respect you? To hell with them all! I tried to be a friend to Sammi. She turned out to not only back stab me but went and like became friends with Nicole again? Seriously? Give me a fuckin break!"


Do you still keep in touch with Jose?


"Unfortunately, I had to kick Jose to the curb. He turned out to be another douche bag, but aren't they all? I mean, I didn't really like him that much to begin with. I think anyone who watched the show could tell. I don't even know what happened to that cheap ass watch he gave me. I think Mike stole it."

Will we see on you on Season 3 of Jersey Shore, Angelina?

"Maybe. If I'm there, you're gonna see me raise hell. Believe that!"

For Your Viewing Pleasure

That's right folks. Ronnie and Sammi have called it quits for the 18th time.

Cause: "He's just an asshole. I told him I wanted to stay home and take a bubble bath together and cuddle and he would rather go bowling with his cousin Freddy. I hate him!," cried Sammi during a three-way telephone call with one of her friends. (An associate of ThatLoud.com listened in on the third line and took notes-lol!)

Anyways, Sammi said the relationship dried up since the end of the second season of Jersey Shore which took place in Miami. "We pretended to get along a bit back at "the shore" for season three, but basically it's all bullshit. You'll see when season three airs," she warns her friend.


We can't fucking wait!

P.S. This just in...
Sammi and Ronnie just got back together. Yeah.. we know.

So of course, we already know Jenni "JWoww" Farley has had some work done, especially the boobs, but we have the latest scoops on JWoww's next nip/tuck project.

"I've always hated it and now since I'm able to, I'm getting it changed," confessed the Jersey Shore star when asked about her latest plastic surgery rumor. JWoww claims her crooked belly button has always caused self-consciousness  and getting it recentered on her belly will make her feel a lot more confident.

Alrighty then....

We told you these shows will intertwine... in more ways than one!

It should come as no surprise to any real Jersey Shore fan to hear how much Vinny missed his family, especially his mother, during taping of all three seasons of the show. Continue reading to learn how Vinny really felt about his mother while being away from his Staten Island home during taping of the show.

"To miss your friends and stuff is one thing, but missing your mother is something way different. I don't even think the other guys from the show missed their parents as much as I missed my mine. I mean like, my mom is just the best person in the world to me. She would never judge me or be mad at me. She loves me unconditionally. Like, when the cameras are off and no one else is around, my mom is the only person who is still there waiting for me with a smile and likely a nice meal, too."

Awww!!!!

so we took a vacation.
sue us.

What will Vinny blame it on?

• Alcohol?
• Drugs?
• Hypnosis?
• Voodoo?
• Witch Craft?

It better be a damned good excuse!

+ Vinny's mom is coming! Yay! (love her!)

This is a little something many of you haven't seen. Quite interesting.

Deena Nicole Cortese will be joining the Jersey Shore cast back in Seaside for the third season of the most awesome show on television now, Jersey Shore. Deena who is actually best friends with Snooki in real life, was added to the cast after Snooki renegotiated her contract with MTV. "I told them I wouldn't continue doing Jersey Shore unless Deena could be on the show, too. I got my wish," Snooki explained, trying on different hats in one of Seaside's most popular urban attire stores.

Will Deena be more controversial than the other cast members?
Will Deena replace Angelina?
Will Deena hook up with any of the guys in the house?

We'll see...

(*spoiler alert*)

This episode was great! First of all, we here at ThatLoud predicted Angelina would be the maker of the chaos going on in this episode. That bitch is fucking evil.

Things that happened in this episode:

• Jenny and Snooki worry about the letter
• Pauly and Angelina make out
• Mike flirts with a tranny
• Mike's sister comes and Vinny gets butterflies
• Jenny and Sammi argue
• Sammi continues her pathetic attention seeking tactics
• Vinny and Snooky hook up
• Pauly gets shit faced drunk
• Jenny and Sammi come to blows

Next week

• We get to see the actual smack down between Jenny and Sammi
• Ronnie and Vinny tie up fighting
• Angelina and Vinny make out (disfuckingusting!)

We know a lot of you have been looking for the latest episodes of Real World and we have been searching high and low for decent quality media, but RW 2409 is no where to be found. We have seen a couple of versions that only show about 15 minutes of the episode so we will not be putting those on the site. We will continue looking. Keep checking back often because eventually it will be posted.

*spoiler alert*

So, the three girls that were picked for the smash room activities were some Latina chick, some blond chick, and some broad who reminds of my favorite breakfast cereal as a child.


Let's talk about this, shall we.

Mike extracted his hot chick from Ronnie and Vinny's room and left the hippopotamus/grenade to blow up in Vinny's bed in the dark?

Um...
ok that's cool but, I'm sorry IMHO, that chick was 10 times better looking than the Frankenberry looking bitch Pauly hooked up with. How does the ugliest chick get the hottest guy? I'm just confused. That bitch looked like Leader from the Incredible Hulk comics.

I'm just lost on this one.

Any thoughts?

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This was a crazy week for our three favorite shows!!!!!

On Sunday, we're going to do a 30 minute podcast updating you guys on the shows. You can call in and participate with questions or comments. Exact times will be posted on Saturday. We're also giving away prizes this week, so keep checking back for your chance to win.

If you have any questions or comments on either Bad Girls Club, Real World, or Jersey Shore, please leave them in the comment section.

Next week is going to be INSANE!

What will happen when Sammi reads the infamous "anonymous letter"?

Who will get 100% on their JS quiz?

Who will be our big winner today?

Who eats dog food?

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