A few days ago, ThatLoud received a really weird email from a woman calling herself "Candeez". In the email, Candeez describes her infatuation with Jersey Shore's lovable, spiky DJ, Pauly D, and the weird ways she has achieved keeping close contact with the MTV celeb. Here is a copy and paste of said email:

hey thatloud.com bitches

this is ya girl candeez and i just wanna say whats up. i have been hitting your site for a few days and really want to let u know i appreciate the videos but you guys are lacking in the jersey shore news department. also i would like to tell you that pauly d and i are going to get married. we are not officially engaged because he doesnt know he luvz me yet but seriously i know it is going to happen one day. i am so in love with pauly d. he is the most gorgeous man i have ever laid eyes on. i hate every girl he has been with. the last bitch Rocio was such a skank. i can not believe he even kicked with her ugly ass. every bitch pauly ever touched wuz ugly az fugg. anywayz i just want to let you know i been to the shore a few times just to be around pauly. breathe the same air. walk where he's walked. touch the things he touched. eat where he has eaten. i even picked cups out of the trash he drank from and saved the straws and drink from them every single day. i even found a cigarette butt he threw down and i suck on it a little bit every day. on my birthday i am going to lite it. i even found a piece of pauly's already been chewed gum and i chewed it a few times. now i have it wrapped up in plastic wrap in my freezer. i love pauly so much. i cant wait until we have our first child. i will keep yall posted on the latest updates wit me an my luv. everything is going perfect right now. just cant wait 2 C him again. luv the site and luv you bitchez.<3<3luv candeez

Candeez also included a picture of herself. Candeez also claims to be a model.
What ya guys think?

What happens when you think you're going to be on the Bad Girls Club but you just don't quite make the cut? This is Alexis Perry's story. Who is Alexis Perry?

Alexis Perry, Bad Girls Club Season 5 Reject

Alexis Perry, Almost made it into the Bad Girls Club

Alexis Perry, a 25 year old exotic dancer/escort, originally from Chicago, Alexis has been living in Miami for the last five years. Alexis, tried out for both seasons 3 and 5 of Bad Girls Club, almost making it as a Bad Girl for the most recent season. Here is a Question and Answer session with the "almost" Bad Girl.

Q: What got you interested in the Bad Girls Club?

A: Honestly, I never watched the first two seasons. I heard about the Tanisha girl like everyone else and decided to watch some of the reruns on YouTube. I really thought the show was fake, you know, like scripted. I didn't really care about it. I was just tired of being in Chicago so I actually went to L.A. at the time and really got into dancing and stuff. I didn't get the call back so I just said forget it. At the time, I was sort of chunky, so I started dropping a lot of weight. I lost about twenty pounds and then I moved down to Miami.

Q: What made you try out for BGC again for season 5?

A: I heard the show was coming to Miami. I had a few friends that just kept urging me to try out again. I went to a local bar where I knew some of the casting agents where hanging out at. There, I met Lea, one of the Bad Girls from this season. They really liked the both of us.

Q: So why was Lea picked and not you?

A: Actually, Lea was chosen before I was. As far as I know, I was suppose to be the pick... it was actually between me and Morgan. Morgan and I got into a little spat at one of the interviews. She obviously has some networking pull which I don't. I'm just a regular bitch. I'm not a Top Model reject. I haven't slept with people to get on reality shows. I mean, I do what I do for myself, not for reality show fame.

Q: Is that a pop-shot at Morgan?

A: No. I mean, it's whatever anyone wants to take it as. It's not really directed at anyone in particular. You have all these reality shows like Bad Girls Club and the ones on MTV and VH1. They are like all under the same production umbrella. They are all planned out basically the same. So, if you know someone who is able to fuck you and maybe get you on the show, you let it happen.. right?

Q: I guess that doesn't really answer the question. So you and Morgan dislike each other, right?

A: I don't care about Morgan. She's just another ho trying to get some shine, basically. Next.

Q: Gotcha. So why didn't you make it?

A: Actually, I did. I made it. The one thing that prevented me from actually being on the show was my background. To be honest, blunt, and blatant, I'm an escort which means I date wealthy men for a living. Because I was honest about my lifestyle and how I make money, unlike the other hoes on the show, I was rejected.

Q: So are you saying some of the other Bad Girls are hookers, too?

A: Hookers? Okay, well I don't consider myself a hooker. Hookers do sleazy things. I don't sleaze myself out like that.

Q: Semantics.

A: I'm not a hooker. I'm not a prostitute. I date guys.

Q: But you also have sex with them for money.

A: Sex is sometimes a part of dating.

Q: Okay, so are you saying some of the other girls on the show are escorts?

A: Of course. Do you honestly think that in the 8 or 9 years Brandi has been stripping she has never turned a trick? And look at Lea. That bitch was sleeping with like a 60 year old married man. You think she wasn't being paid? We all know Natalie is a call girl. Not to mention Morgan and all the rest.

Q: But you were honest.

A: Always.

Q: Do you have a message for any of the former or future Bad Girls?

A: Of course. First of all, to Morgan, bitch you're not that hot. Never was. Get over yourself. Lea, you're okay in person but on the shows I watched from this season, bitch that's not the real you. Be a real bad bitch, not a Hollywood Ho! I also met Flo from season 4. Flo is very down to earth so I want to say "love ya, bitch!" to Flo and fuck the rest. To the future bad girls, congrats. I hope the penis you sniffed to get on TV was fresh to death. To anyone who wants to get on the show, good luck.


DEUCES!

  

This episode is EXPLOSIVE!

• Why is Ty gay? I mean, I don't think he's a full homo, but come on... what 100% hetero man invites another guy to suck him off? Think about it.  

• Why is Katie on The Challenge? Kate is the most non-athletic chick on the whole show. She's better off on Bad Girls Club.  

• Why is Ty continuously a fuck up? For this guy being in perfect shape and a spitting image of The Challenge's veteran beast, Alton, what gives? Ty, go put lip gloss on and wait for your prom, dude!  

• Why do these non-swimmers want to be on this show? Half of these challenges are water related, so why would you jeopardize your life? With the hopes of winning the jackpot? Well, odds are, if you can't swim by the time you're 20, you won't win any damn ways! 

• Was that surf board like, extra slippery and did the shoes have no grip on the soles? Why did EVERYONE FALL?  

• Why is Ty bi-fuckin-polar? Someone needs to slap his bitch ass and put him a skirt where he belongs!  

• Why does Paula always want to mother someone? Lady, just shut up!

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