What happens when you think you're going to be on the Bad Girls Club but you just don't quite make the cut? This is Alexis Perry's story. Who is Alexis Perry?

Alexis Perry, Bad Girls Club Season 5 Reject

Alexis Perry, Almost made it into the Bad Girls Club

Alexis Perry, a 25 year old exotic dancer/escort, originally from Chicago, Alexis has been living in Miami for the last five years. Alexis, tried out for both seasons 3 and 5 of Bad Girls Club, almost making it as a Bad Girl for the most recent season. Here is a Question and Answer session with the "almost" Bad Girl.

Q: What got you interested in the Bad Girls Club?

A: Honestly, I never watched the first two seasons. I heard about the Tanisha girl like everyone else and decided to watch some of the reruns on YouTube. I really thought the show was fake, you know, like scripted. I didn't really care about it. I was just tired of being in Chicago so I actually went to L.A. at the time and really got into dancing and stuff. I didn't get the call back so I just said forget it. At the time, I was sort of chunky, so I started dropping a lot of weight. I lost about twenty pounds and then I moved down to Miami.

Q: What made you try out for BGC again for season 5?

A: I heard the show was coming to Miami. I had a few friends that just kept urging me to try out again. I went to a local bar where I knew some of the casting agents where hanging out at. There, I met Lea, one of the Bad Girls from this season. They really liked the both of us.

Q: So why was Lea picked and not you?

A: Actually, Lea was chosen before I was. As far as I know, I was suppose to be the pick... it was actually between me and Morgan. Morgan and I got into a little spat at one of the interviews. She obviously has some networking pull which I don't. I'm just a regular bitch. I'm not a Top Model reject. I haven't slept with people to get on reality shows. I mean, I do what I do for myself, not for reality show fame.

Q: Is that a pop-shot at Morgan?

A: No. I mean, it's whatever anyone wants to take it as. It's not really directed at anyone in particular. You have all these reality shows like Bad Girls Club and the ones on MTV and VH1. They are like all under the same production umbrella. They are all planned out basically the same. So, if you know someone who is able to fuck you and maybe get you on the show, you let it happen.. right?

Q: I guess that doesn't really answer the question. So you and Morgan dislike each other, right?

A: I don't care about Morgan. She's just another ho trying to get some shine, basically. Next.

Q: Gotcha. So why didn't you make it?

A: Actually, I did. I made it. The one thing that prevented me from actually being on the show was my background. To be honest, blunt, and blatant, I'm an escort which means I date wealthy men for a living. Because I was honest about my lifestyle and how I make money, unlike the other hoes on the show, I was rejected.

Q: So are you saying some of the other Bad Girls are hookers, too?

A: Hookers? Okay, well I don't consider myself a hooker. Hookers do sleazy things. I don't sleaze myself out like that.

Q: Semantics.

A: I'm not a hooker. I'm not a prostitute. I date guys.

Q: But you also have sex with them for money.

A: Sex is sometimes a part of dating.

Q: Okay, so are you saying some of the other girls on the show are escorts?

A: Of course. Do you honestly think that in the 8 or 9 years Brandi has been stripping she has never turned a trick? And look at Lea. That bitch was sleeping with like a 60 year old married man. You think she wasn't being paid? We all know Natalie is a call girl. Not to mention Morgan and all the rest.

Q: But you were honest.

A: Always.

Q: Do you have a message for any of the former or future Bad Girls?

A: Of course. First of all, to Morgan, bitch you're not that hot. Never was. Get over yourself. Lea, you're okay in person but on the shows I watched from this season, bitch that's not the real you. Be a real bad bitch, not a Hollywood Ho! I also met Flo from season 4. Flo is very down to earth so I want to say "love ya, bitch!" to Flo and fuck the rest. To the future bad girls, congrats. I hope the penis you sniffed to get on TV was fresh to death. To anyone who wants to get on the show, good luck.


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Last night's episode of Bad Girls Club was crazy! While we're still waiting for Morgan's replacement to show up, we're wondering how the dynamic of the house will change before hand. In episode three, the girls express their sudden distaste for Erica's moodiness. Erica decided to seclude herself, opting to stay home alone while the rest of the roomies go and get tatted up bad girl style. While getting inked, the girls express their feelings about Erica and decide to confront her when they return to the house. A confused Erica cried, but didn't let her feelings persuade her from maintaining a close relationship with new boo Jeff.

Later, the girls all decide to go out clubbing. Erica linked up with Jeff. Danielle tried to do the same with her boy toy Zach, but due to his age (20), he wasn't allowed in the club. At one point, Cat expects Jeff to buy a round of cocktails for the ladies. He walks off without giving any money to the bartender. This pisses Cat off. After the club, everyone returns to the house to chill, but Cat is still upset. She confronts Jeff and ends up spitting in his face, yelling, "You ain't got thirty dollars for drinks? You lame as hell!" The two end up spitting on each other before the altercation ends.

While all of this is going on, Danielle and her baby boo (Young Zach) are upstairs getting their freak on.

The next morning, Danielle, Erica, and Zach go to get bagels. Danielle asks Zach to pay. His response: "I can't. I just paid my rent."

WOW!

Question:
Should guys be required to pay in exchange for getting some rhythm from girls?

Bad Girls Club's newest season, season five, started out with a bang. Unlike other seasons, the first episode of season five ended with a big brawl including everyone in the house! (*spoiler alert*)

Morgan, season five's Miami Diva, became the target of an eviction prompted by one of the roomies, Brandi, a ghetto-type stripper chick from the west coast. The eviction took place while Morgan and two other roomies were out clubbing. When they returned, they found all of Morgan's possessions bagged up and set out front. Before Morgan could enter the house to find out what was going on, she was also greeted with signs posted up on the front door saying, "WE VOTED! GO HOME BITCH!" and other blatant messages from her opposers.

Well of course, when Morgan went inside to confront her roommates, a big fight ensued, ending with Morgan riding away in a cab.


"I definately think shows like Bad Girls Club make women think acting violently is acceptable," comments Jayla McCoy, a 20 year old college student from Indiana. "When young girls watch this type of behavior and see how troubling issues are dealt with only in this way, they copycat. Instead of showing alternative ways to work out uncomfortable situations, these shows demonstrate only violent attacks, physically and verbally."

Another college student, Roxi Gomez, 19 from Austin, Texas sees things a bit differently. "I think it's a natural instinct for people to resolve their problems through violence. When someone or something pisses you off, the first thing you think of is how to retaliate. This is why countries have militaries and go to war. We all are guilty of resolving conflicts with violence in one way or another. It's not to say abuse of any sort is right, but still, it happens."

Who would you agree with?

So if you don't know by now, Morgan is gone, due to Brandi schemin on the other girls in the house to evict her due to the notion of the 4 against 3 policy (majority rules). The funny thing is, most of the BGC viewers have mentioned their hatred for Brandi and disbelief in Morgan being booted off the show. Many viewers are confused. "Why did Morgan get kicked off of Bad Girls Club? What happened to Morgan? Why did Morgan leave?" ThatLoud.com have 4 interesting theories. Which one will you agree with?

Theories
1. Morgan was kicked off the show due to a MAJORITY RULES policy production has. Since when do the other girls have the right to evict one of their roommates? Aren't the producers the ones who say who stays and who goes? I thought that the only time the roomies get to vote is when there is a fight. Morgan didn't fight anyone. Morgan didn't do anything except take Catya and Kristen to lunch and out to the club, discluding the other girls. Big deal!

2. Morgan was kicked off the show because she went into the production room. This might make sense. MTV's Real World (another reality show ThatLoud.com religiously follows) has rules about castmasts interacting with production crew. They are never allowed to enter the DUNGEON (a.k.a production room). They are also never allowed to date any of the crew during shooting. Don't ask me how I know this (long track record of watching reality shows - 2 decades long). Since BGC and RW are under the same production umbrella, this would make a lot of sense.

3. Morgan wasn't kicked off. She quit. Hmm.. interesting theory. Obviously, if theory number 2 is true, that means Morgan committed reality show suicide by kicking in the door on the production room, sealing her fate. This would mean that she actually quit if she knows the rules. This theory also makes sense and corroborate with theory 2.

4. Morgan didn't quit or get kicked off. Wow. What?? Well.. where is she then? Some speculate that Morgan is currently in "cooling off mode" lounging and chilling at a nearby hotel, ordering lavish meals from room service, rocking a perpetual uniform - a hotel bathroom and hair clip. This could be true. If this theory is true, that means Morgan won't be replaced by another bimbo, but will rejoin the rest of the girls in the next episode! OMG! COULD THIS THEORY BE TRUE? OMG!

I guess we'll have to wait until Tuesday night to find out.

*crosses my fingers for Morgan's return*

I know you guys hate her...
but she's the sh!t !!!!