A few days ago, ThatLoud received a really weird email from a woman calling herself "Candeez". In the email, Candeez describes her infatuation with Jersey Shore's lovable, spiky DJ, Pauly D, and the weird ways she has achieved keeping close contact with the MTV celeb. Here is a copy and paste of said email:

hey thatloud.com bitches

this is ya girl candeez and i just wanna say whats up. i have been hitting your site for a few days and really want to let u know i appreciate the videos but you guys are lacking in the jersey shore news department. also i would like to tell you that pauly d and i are going to get married. we are not officially engaged because he doesnt know he luvz me yet but seriously i know it is going to happen one day. i am so in love with pauly d. he is the most gorgeous man i have ever laid eyes on. i hate every girl he has been with. the last bitch Rocio was such a skank. i can not believe he even kicked with her ugly ass. every bitch pauly ever touched wuz ugly az fugg. anywayz i just want to let you know i been to the shore a few times just to be around pauly. breathe the same air. walk where he's walked. touch the things he touched. eat where he has eaten. i even picked cups out of the trash he drank from and saved the straws and drink from them every single day. i even found a cigarette butt he threw down and i suck on it a little bit every day. on my birthday i am going to lite it. i even found a piece of pauly's already been chewed gum and i chewed it a few times. now i have it wrapped up in plastic wrap in my freezer. i love pauly so much. i cant wait until we have our first child. i will keep yall posted on the latest updates wit me an my luv. everything is going perfect right now. just cant wait 2 C him again. luv the site and luv you bitchez.<3<3luv candeez

Candeez also included a picture of herself. Candeez also claims to be a model.
What ya guys think?

Currently, Pauly D is in the lead. Why does MTV think everyone loves The Situation more than Pauly D? We don't! Pauly D is the $hizz!