Jersey Shore Dictionary

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Jersey Shore Dictionary

1:41 PM |

What's the meaning of DTF and GTL? What is a juicehead? Why do Guidos insist on tanning?

Find the answers below.

DTF - "Down to Fuck" - It's an abbreviated term used when the guys go clubbing and girls are all over them, swapping spit, and rubbing on abs. Usually when a girl is DTF, she is immediately transported from the club back to the house and into the "Smush Room"

smush room - A room in the apartment specifically and exclusively used when anyone is DTF.

GFF - Grenade Free Foundation - basically an agenda all the men in the house have agreed to execute unitarily. The plan means stay away from unattractive women and try to score with the hot ones - as quickly as possible.

grenade - an unattractive woman or a woman who is only attractive while the men are drunk.

grundle chode - the male version of a grenade.

juicehead - A hot guido. Usually someone who tans and workout more than once a day.

gorilla juicehead - A juicehead that is very cocky and arrogant. You can find one on the beach or as a fitness trainer in Miami, Jersey, or New York.

landmine - a fatter version of the grenade

t-shirt time - The physical transition between lounging in a wife beater, eating cereal on the sofa and actually preparing to get ready to go out. If the guys plan to leave at 11pm, t-shirt time would likely be around 10pm.

blowout - a hairstyle exclusive to Guidos. See Pauly D.

pale - the opposite of most Guidos and Guidettes. Paleness is looked down upon by anyone reppin' the Guido way of life.

tan - essential to a Guido's way of life. Tanning falls in line with eating and showering. It's a must.

GTL - Gym, Tan, Laundry. These are the three things most Guidos do on a regular basis to continue their agenda of clubbing and finding someone who is DTF.

creep - it's what a Guido like Ronnie does when he has a girlfriend but also wants to find chicks who are DTF