That's right folks. Ronnie and Sammi have called it quits for the 18th time.

Cause: "He's just an asshole. I told him I wanted to stay home and take a bubble bath together and cuddle and he would rather go bowling with his cousin Freddy. I hate him!," cried Sammi during a three-way telephone call with one of her friends. (An associate of ThatLoud.com listened in on the third line and took notes-lol!)

Anyways, Sammi said the relationship dried up since the end of the second season of Jersey Shore which took place in Miami. "We pretended to get along a bit back at "the shore" for season three, but basically it's all bullshit. You'll see when season three airs," she warns her friend.


We can't fucking wait!

P.S. This just in...
Sammi and Ronnie just got back together. Yeah.. we know.